Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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