hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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