Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
My feet surprised me
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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