this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
