no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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