Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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