when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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