I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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