can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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