Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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