I could have mohawked her pubes.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Randomize