margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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