He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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