Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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