Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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