Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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