Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
