Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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