May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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