508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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