spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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