he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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