was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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