They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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