I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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