Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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