Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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