Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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