So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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