She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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