just come out here and I will go home with you...
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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