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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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