Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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