Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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