I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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