I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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