Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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