Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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