Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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