Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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