I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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