At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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