you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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