I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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