hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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