i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?