i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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