was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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