dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize