Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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