just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Two words: nipple clamps
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