Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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