I'm gonna have a badass scar
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
A+ Viking dick
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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