Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
