There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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