I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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