That's intense
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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